This is Something Clever.

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guinness world records man:
sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups:
i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe:
[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

Filed under fave same tbh